So if I'm being honest, I was barely watching last night. It's like when you get home from a vacation and that first day back at work is just torture. Well, thanks to the July 4th weekend I feel like a have been on a vacation from The Bachette. So watching last night was harder than usual. I didn't really gather much except for:
Groban 1 is very Greek. His home is full of Grecian columns and statues and fake marbling on the walls and tile and topiaries and angles in the clouds painted over the fireplace. I felt like I was watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding. However, there will be no wedding for Ashley and Groban 1 because she is not Greek. Greek people marry Greek people. Except for in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
Groban 2 has a classy family, a fabulous vineyard, a dead dad (sad) and a commitment problem. And she sat about 4 feet away form him for the entire date. The sparks where really trying very hard to fly. But Groban 2's tears kept putting them out.
Ashley seems to have about 1% interest in the Grobans.
She likes JP more. It's obvious. I mean, she went roller skating with him for crap sakes. But HOW MUCH MORE?
Actually I did a little math:
Groban 1 x Groban 2 = 1% + JP / 2 - Ames = Bentley
I know. I was shocked too. But the numbers don't lie.
Can this season be over already?