i don't know how it is possible to make a movie about vampires and werewolves so FRICKING boring, but stephenie meyer has done it again. it is really, really boring people.
*edward is sketchy. the whole 'abandoning' his girlfriend thing has never really sat right with me. kind of a d-bag move if you ask me. and like seriously, don't take you're shirt off ever again. no really, don't. thanks buddy.
bella is completely unlikable. as usual.
my mother used the word "troubled".
jacob black has abs! abs! and that's about it.
this was by far my favorite part:
she killed it.
the girl had less than two lines and she acted circles around kristen stewart who isn't off the screen for more than 1 minute.
perhaps if mr. inbred and miss. personality-less could have rocked a little LESS wretched acting and a lot MORE smokin' alexander mcqueen we could have had a decent movie on our hands.
seriously, where were THESE people during that nearly 3 hour crap-fest?!: