1. put christmas music station on pandora, insert earphones, volume UP
2. make sure computer screen looks sufficiently work related
3. open bag of reeses peanut butter cups
4. affix glazed-over eyes on computer screen
5. remember to blink periodically so as not to alert co-workers and "manager"
to the fact that you are either asleep or in your happy place
6. breath deeply
8. repeat continuously for 8 hours