Friday, March 27, 2009

Best Show Out.

if you have a spaceship and are looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and 30 million dollars, i am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. i wrote that yesterday.
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Dennis: One word, coffee. One problem, where do you get it?
Liz: Anywhere! You get it anywhere!
Dennis: Wrong!! You get it at my coffee machine, 38 and 6 in a basement of a K-mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David, and boom: you plug in the machine…

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hilaaaaaarious.

1 comment:

Kate said...

oh man seriously i couldn't stop laughing last night!