Monday, July 30, 2007

Purple Boobs

my boobs are purple, people. purple. this is entirely my fault so i really should not complain. {except i do complain. a lot.} i thought it might be fun to lay my white, naked butt in a tanning bed for 20 minutes. that was on thursday. and i have paid dearly for that decision. moving, sitting, laying, standing, breathing and existing have been excruciatingly painful ever since. and nothing helps. any suggestions?
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oh, and p.s. tanning beds are lame. i know i know. i quit.

13 comments:

Amanda the Couch said...

next time start at 10 - 12 min. sorry bout the purple boobies. take some advil, its suppose to help the pain and the damage to the skin.

jamieanne said...

The sun is bad for you. Tanning beds are even worse. It will cause skin cancer. Fake tan instead (spray tan) and wear SPF 50 every day.
I should be the spokesperson for The American Cancer Society.

tiffany said...

Just remember this pain every time you think you want to lie in a tanning bed again. (I did a very similar thing a couple of days before my wedding. Brilliant.)

I think you're supposed to put cabbage leaves on your boobs. That may be a remedy only for nursing mamas, but it sounds kind of cool and it couldn't hurt. :)

ali said...

Andrea! No more tanning beds for you, missy. I stay out of the sun and wear mucho sunblock and I just had a big chunk of cancerous skin cut out of my back at the ripe old age of 27!

Keep your buns (and boobs) outta there! (I have only your best interest in mind.)

:)

Sarah said...

I shouldn't find this funny should I? But it's the way you wrote it, it just sounds a little bit funny. But I'm with JamieAnne and Ali - you should know better!
But I hope the pain does ease soon. Then you will probably start to peel....

Barb said...

Now, here's my question... how many other colors did they pass through before settling on purple?? I would like a continual update as they heal and change colors... let's see if you can be a mammary rainbow!

Katie said...

does this mean i should cancel my 3 tans i have left on my tanning punch card?

Anonymous said...

Slap some meat across your boobs. Or is that for bee stings? Hmm.

Chelsamajiggy said...

You can't win. Trust me.

I used some fake tan stuff that promises "a golden glow" or something.

Oh, it was golden alright. It turned the skin on my right leg yellow.

There was an itty bit of Lisa Simpson in me.

Anonymous said...

Try yogurt next time. Leave it on for a half hour or so, the rinse off. It takes the burn out immediately. Or good 'ole fashioned aloe.

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