Wednesday, February 1, 2012

 Happy February everyone!

I'm always glad when January is over. Although, it's hard to believe how fast time flies these days. Valentines Day is in 2 weeks (!!). Last year B and I really failed at Valentines. I'm pretty sure there were no flowers or gifts and we ate at the local chinese place with my parents and brother. Romance!

photo from here.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Being Vegan is horrible.

There! I said it!

I was SO on that band wagon. And we really did give it the old college try (whatever that means). But we sort of had an epiphany and decided that perhaps we would just eat healthy, but like normal people. Brilliant. I know.

I still believe in being conscious about what we buy and consume. I also believe that meat is DELICIOUS. Also delicious? Cheese. CHEESE! And life is actually really horrible and depressing without meat and cheese.

But if you really want to wallow in sorrow then try eating raw for 2 minutes. Worst. Ever.

So folks. We admitted defeat. And let me tell you, normal yet healthy food has never tasted so good.

If eating Vegan and occasionally Raw did anything for me...it was make me realize for the first time ever that cooking normal yet healthy food at home is DELICIOUS. Never before have I been so utterly happy cooking and eating at home. So there you go. I guess Veganism does work! As soon as you quit.

Since we have been eating at home more we have come across some real winner dinners (rhyming!). I always like getting tried and true recipes from friends and family because I know it will most likely taste good. I especially like getting recipes from people I know because it means that I don't have to sort through recipes in cook books.  I am absolutely horrible at picking recipes out of cook books.  Those books lie you guys. They are like People Magazine. A bunch of pretty pictures and lies. I have never managed to successfully make a recipe that I found in a cook book.  I think the gorgeous photos set you up for failure.

Am I rambling?

Alright, so on to some seriously yum din din options for anyone who is interested...

Buffalo Chicken Enchiladas


I found this recipe on Pinterest and tried it out for dinner last night (we had B's family over for din din). The verdict? A.MAZ.ING. Everyone loved them and they were super easy.

For B's allergies I made an extra pan with corn tortillas instead of flour. We cooked them on the stove for a few seconds and they stayed rolled perfectly.





makes 8 enchiladas

8 large whole wheat tortillas (my favorite are La Tortilla Factory!) *I used Tortilla Factory and they were amazing. I will NEVER buy another brand again!*
3 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cooked and shredded
28 ounce can red enchilada sauce
1/2 cup buffalo wing sauce (+ more depending on your taste buds)
1 cup shredded monterey jack cheese
4 ounces gorgonzola cheese, crumbled
5 green onions, chopped
1/2 cup fresh cilantro, coarsely chopped

Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.

Spray a 9 x 13 baking dish with non-stick spray. Pour enchilada sauce in a bowl and begin by whisking in 1/4 cup buffalo wing sauce. Taste and adjust according to your desired level of heat – I added in 1/2 cup total. Set aside.

Add shredded chicken to a bowl with 2 green onions and 1/2 cup monterey jack cheese. Pour in about a 1/2 cup of enchilada/buffalo sauce mixture and mix thoroughly. Stir until mixture comes together.

Pour a drizzle of enchilada/buffalo sauce in the bottom of the baking dish. Take each tortilla and fill it with a few heaping tablespoons of the chicken mixture. Roll each up and set it in the baking dish, seam side down. Pour another 1/2 cup or more of enchilada/buffalo sauce on top of tortillas and add remaining monterey jack cheese. Bake for 20-25 minutes. Immediately after taking enchiladas out of the oven, add crumbled gorgonzola on top. Garnish with the remaining onions and cilantro and serve. Store the remaining sauce in the fridge for 1-2 weeks, and use if reheating enchiladas.

Thai Peanut Noodles

from Our Best Bites 
My amazing friend Kalie made these for a lunch we had a few weeks back. SO good. This will definitely be a regular staple for us from now on.

Due to B's allergies I substituted Sun Butter (made with sunflower seeds) for the Peanut Butter and it tasted exactly the same. Also, I made him some gluten-free noodles but I had mine with regular, straight up, linguine.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1/2 c. chicken broth
2 T. creamy peanut butter (use natural for no trans fat)
1-2 t. Sriracha chili sauce (optional, for heat)
1 1/2 T. honey
3 T. soy sauce
1/2 t. ground ginger
2-3 cloves garlic, minced
1-2 chicken breasts, cooked and diced (optional)
8 oz. Udon or linguine noodles, cooked and drained (whole wheat noodles work great)
chopped green onions, for garnish
chopped cilantro, for garnish
2 limes, quartered, for garnish
chopped peanuts, for garnish

Mix broth, peanut butter, chili sauce (if using), honey, soy sauce, ginger, and garlic in a saucepan over medium heat. Whisk until smooth and remove from heat. Sauce will thicken as it cools. To serve, toss noodles with sauce and stir in chicken, if desired. Divide into four bowls. Garnish with onions, cilantro, peanuts, and 2 lime quarters each.


Classic Shepherds Pie
from Weight Watchers  - Trust me. It's DELICIOUS

For B's allergies I cut out the flour and used corn starch instead...no noticeable difference that I could see. Just make sure that if you are subbing corn starch for flour that you look up the equivalents online.


















2 large uncooked potato(es), peeled and cut into 2-inch pieces
1/4 cup(s) fat-free sour cream
1 Tbsp reduced-calorie margarine
1/8 tsp table salt, or to taste
2 tsp olive oil
1 cup(s) (chopped) uncooked onion(s), chopped
2 medium uncooked carrot(s), diced
2 rib(s) (medium) uncooked celery, diced
1 pound(s) uncooked ground turkey breast
3 Tbsp all-purpose flour
1 Tbsp rosemary, fresh, chopped (or 1 tsp dried)
1 tsp dried thyme
1/2 tsp table salt
1/4 tsp black pepper
2 cup(s) canned chicken broth, or beef broth
*I also add a can of corn, a can of green beans and a can of chopped tomatoes
 *I also shred a little cheddar on top of the potato's before baking

Preheat oven to 400ºF.

Place potatoes in a large saucepan and pour in enough water to cover potatoes. Set pan over high heat and bring to a boil; reduce heat to medium and simmer 10 minutes, until potatoes are fork-tender. Drain potatoes, transfer to a large bowl and add sour cream and margarine; mash until smooth, season to taste with salt and set aside.

Meanwhile, heat oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add onion, carrots and celery; cook until soft, about 3 minutes. Add turkey and cook until browned, breaking up the meat as it cooks, about 5 minutes. Add flour, rosemary, thyme, salt and pepper; stir to coat. Add broth and bring to a simmer; simmer until mixture thickens, about 3 minutes.

Transfer turkey mixture to a 9-inch, deep-dish pie plate. Spread mashed potatoes over top and using the back of a spoon, make decorative swirls over the top. Bake until potatoes are golden, about 30 minutes. Slice into 6 pieces and serve.

Roasted Tilapia, Potatoes, and Lemons
from Real Simple Magazine


We have been making this and loving it for years. So super easy and really good.



















1 pd. baby potatoes (about 12), halved
1 lemon, thinly sliced
8 sprigs fresh thyme
2 tablespoons plus 1 tablespoon olive oil
Kosher salt and black pepper
1/2 cup pitted kalamata olives
4 6-ounce skinless tilapia fillets
1/2 teaspoon paprika
*I add some cherry tomatoes, halved

Heat oven to 400degrees F. On a large rimmed baking sheet, toss the potatoes, lemon, thyme, 2 tablespoons of the oil and 1/4 teaspoon each salt and pepper; arrange in a single layer. Roast, tossing once, until the potatoes begin to soften, about 20 minutes.

Toss the olives with the potato mixture; nestle the fish in the potato mixture. Drizzle the fist with the remaining teaspoon of olive oil and season with paprika and 1/4 teaspoon each slat and pepper. Continue to roast until the potatoes are golden brown and crisp and the fish is opaque throughout, 12-15 minutes more.

But who cares about The Bachelor when you have Downton Abbey.

Are you watching Downton Abbey? If not then you are seriously lacking something in your life. This show is LEGIT. It makes up for the sucking that a certain Bachelor show is doing this season. However, to even compare the two is borderline blasphemy.


 I sort of start to freak out when I think about how good it is...

The acting!

The clothes.






































The love stories.


The hotness of Sybil.






































Every, single, thing about Maggie Smith.






































Downton Abbey makes every other show look challenged.  All other shows should just give up.

Downtown Abbey is without a doubt the best show on tv. Do yourself a favor and go to PBS.org or Netflix and start from Season 1. Do it my friends. Do it.

But if you are already watching...are you as in love as me (and the rest of the free world)?

PS. If you are watching, Jenny (genius) from the blog My Favorite and My Best (hilarious) recaps every episode here and does her own impression of the best Maggie Smith lines. Must read/watch for any Downton Abbey addicts.

I hate Ben.

There is usually some redeeming factor about each season of The Bach/ette, no matter how small.  Sometimes the Bachelor/Bachette is attractive. Sometimes the contestants are so crayzay that it's funny. Sometimes you generally just want to watch a superficial, fake, love-story unfold. Sometimes you just need something to watch on a Monday night.

Sadly, none of these reasons really apply to this season. I am extremely interested (truly!) to know if there is anyone out there enjoying this season.  Is there anyone? Anyone? Hello? At this point I'm even wondering if anyone is actually watching.

I admit, I do "watch" but I have zero interest. It's sort of background noise at this point. And I'll tell you why...

Ben is unattractive and unappealing.  However, I can live with unattractive. Usually people have more to them than just looks. If he was funny or smart or even kind I might be on board. However, Ben is not only an ugly, greasy little cave man but he is also completely personality-less. For instance...have you ever heard even ONE funny thing come out of his mouth? Have you heard him say anything even REMOTELY intelligent or interesting? At all. I haven't. Have you seen him be sweet or charming? I have not.

I was actually disgusted with him last night on three different occasions.  One being when he didn't give that girl a rose during the one on one date. He could not have cared less about her crying. He just kicked her A to the curb. No kindness, no heartfelt goodbye, no apology for hurting her, NOTHING.

The second instance was when he went skinny dipping with the ho bag. Was he for real?! How disrespectful is he? If I was one of the other girls and I had found out about that I would have walked off the show.

The third instance being when the cute blond tried to tell him about Courtney. He shot her a hateful glance and basically told her to shut the H up. WHO DOES THAT to a darling girl that you barely know?! Wouldn't a normal person at least ACT concerned, or thank them for telling him or PRETEND to care at all? But nope. Ben is OBSESSED with that vapid, horrid, bizzo model and he could not care LESS about any of these other girls.

The show is completely centered around Courtney. It's almost as if there are no other girls there. It's all Courtney all the time. And I freaking hate Courtney. I can hardly watch her. I don't hate her like - haha what a nut! or hate her like-what a great villain for the show! (aka Michelle and Bently). I literally HATE her. She is a bad, bad person and she takes away any enjoyment that I might find watching by being the most ridiculous idiot that has ever graced this show. And that is saying a lot. I'm ashamed for women everywhere when I watch her. And I HATE watching all these girls fight over someone as lame as Ben. If they met him at a party or on the street they would not give him a second glance.

So yeah...this season sucks A. And it's really not fun to watch a countdown to the day where he proposes to that slut. All these other girls are just nobodies that he has to get rid of so he can have his model. Hate.

Is there anyone out there enjoying this season? Any part of it? At this point I'm seriously doubting it.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Moms are mean.

They make you wear clothes. 
Sweaters, in particular are the absolute worst.


Better:

Best:

An under shirt and dress shoes is the preferred outfit these days.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Winning.

Did Courtney have a stroke because I think the bottom half of her face is paralyzed. 

If I was on Ben's season and I was given a choice between...

a) date Ben (ew)
or
b) slap Courtney in her fugly, dead-lipped, super shiny face (mop up your T-zone Court) and then not get a rose

I would undoubtedly go with b.  and b. and b. and b again.  Courtney needs a beat down.

However, I sort of hate pointing this out because I know that is exactly what she is going for. Attention. Obviously.

I'm finding this season to not be any fun at all.  It's not even funny bad. Ben is epically unappealing. The girls are all sort of meh. Courtney makes me hate humans. And the one girl who should win (Kasey B) will not.  Which, if you ask me, is actually a win on her part because she deserves someone so much hotter, smarter, more funny, cooler and less greasy than Ben.  Someone who is basically not the least appealing man I have ever seen.  Someones whose hair doesn't smell like a dingy, unwashed, teenage boys pillowcase.

Seriously!  THIS is the guy who is starring on his own reality tv show where women fight over him?  THIS guy?!

So Ben has already made his decision.  And it's Courtney.  I'm not sure what a guy would find attractive about a grown women saying "I caught a fish" and "I can hold my glass highest!" and "Winning" and "Puerto Rico? I was there two months ago" in a full-on baby voice. But like we have discussed before...  SHE'S A MODEL!  I very greasy-faced model whose forehead shines like the top of the Chrysler Building. A model with a saggy, dead, lower lip. But a model none the less. Case closed.

I'm sad for Kasey B. though.  Because he won't pick her.  She's not a model.  And she would be awesome as the next Bachette. But Emily MaynardED has basically forced herself upon the show for next season.  So yay us, we are going to be subjected to more of her.
Ok. Fine. FINE! I admit it.  She's gorgeous. Obviously the most gorgeous person, like, ever. She might be a good Bachette. Ok, maybe the best Bachette, like, ever. Her clothes are always super cute. The cutest clothes ever really. Frick. I'm totally watching.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

doTerra


Hello blog friends. 

I love you all very much.  Even those of you who secretly read and never comment.  Those of you I know.  Those of you  I don't know.  My friends. My family.  My sister. Whoever you are.  I love you.  (Unless you are a scary stalker.  I don't love you.) 

Have you heard of doTerra Essential Oils?  Lots of people have.  Lots of people haven't.  I attended a class a month or so ago and my life has never been the same.  I was blown away by what I learned. And we started using the oils in our own home to amazing results. I can't wait to share what I learned with everyone I know (and don't know). I am a little bit obsessed with essential oils. 

Here are a couple things we use the oils for in our home:

-Headaches/stress aches/pain of any kind - the oils completely rid my body of pain in less than 5 minutes

-My husband has had severe asthma his entire life and has been able to replace his inhaler with essential oils...it stops his asthma attacks in under a minute (crazy)

-We have used them multiple times for C (our 1-year-old) to knock out colds and the stomach flu in a day - this is especially awesome because I really hate giving my baby medicine if I can avoid it. It's completely safe to use on newborns, babies and kids of all ages. Essential oils are slowly but surely replacing our medicine cabinet.

-I constantly use them for relaxation and to help me fall asleep at night. I feel that working in front of a computer at night really makes it difficult for me to fall asleep at bedtime. Essential oils have changed that.

-For cooking and cleaning!

-For weight loss as an appetite suppressant

-To relieve the pain of sore muscles after working out (ME!  Working out!  I know.)


And lastly...
-I'm NOT pregnant but oils are used to get rid of morning sickness, fatigue, stretch marks, tired muscles, etc. AND...I know many people that have used them to soothe crying newborns, help newborns sleep, relieve pain from teething, help with gas, etc.

Seriously, the list goes on and on and on...
This stuff is legit. 

If you are interested in learning more from essential oil experts, trying these out (for free my friends), eating yummy food, etc then I would love to have you to my house tomorrow night.  Let me know and I'll send you the address. 

And since I know that tomorrow night is...well...tomorrow night and you may not be able to make it on such short notice but would still like to learn more...hit me up and I'll fill you in and give you info on other classes in the near future.  You won't regret it.  In fact, you might want to kiss me.  Which I will allow.   

xo
A
 
 


Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Your Grandmas favorite brassiere

Last night I went to the gym instead of watch The Bach. 

I. Know. 

So today I watched  it on Hulu and for some reason it's almost impossible for me to make it through this show when I'm watching it online.  Especially when I know I could just turn it off and go watch something way better...like The Colbert Report or The Daily Show or Hoarders.  But I pushed through.  I persevered. All for you guys.

Firstly, these women are ridiculous.  They have more issues than hoarders have old, fast food bags.  (I know, I watch a lot of Hoarders.) I hate these women.  I don't think there is a worse portrayal of the female species in all the world.

But I hate the model the most.  She is disgusting.  Remember when she said, "A lot of these girls are intelligent.  But I always say...book smart can be boring." Yeah, you would say that Courtney.  It must be hard to compete with these girls when you are obviously a complete moron.  But apparently, if you tell a dude that you are a model, this will trump EVERYTHING else...such has being completely stupid, mentally disturbed, barely attractive, hated by everyone and a total, raging biznatch.  BUT SHE'S A MODEL! So it's cool. Of course he's going to pick her.  SHE'S. A. MODEL.

But a model for what?  Obviously not high fashion. So maybe she should get off her high horse for a minute.  Because it looks to me like...

Kohls?

K Mart?

Forever 21?

Maybe the Walmart teen department?


Your grandmothers favorite brassiere brand?
{While living with my 83-year-old Grandma I happened to see her brassiere plenty of times.  And I know for a fact that she owns this one that Courtney is "modeling" below.} 

80s lingerie?


So the model is nuts.  And she clearly has 0% interest in Ben and 100% interest in forwarding her incredible modeling career.  Those two are going to be very happy together.  And they will make beautiful babies!  Ew.

I give them 3 weeks.

But, strangely enough, the model has some fierce competition in the cray cray department.  These girls are all nuts (minus Kacie B).  And never did it shine through more then when Shawntel showed up.  SHAWNTEL is the one making a psycho move and somehow she ends up looking like the sane one of the bunch?  Yikes. 

Seriously!  This girl FAKE FAINTED for attention:


And this one ran sobbing from the room when she didn't get a rose on the SECOND ROSE CEREMONY:

{above photos from the best tumblr in the world.}

So yes, the girls are all psycho and needy and pathetic and gross.  I mean, seriously?...   


And Ben is Blah McBlahBlahson.  It's like watching a coma patient who can walk.  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

But if there is one thing The Bach loves, it's finding the girl who is THE MOST afraid of heights...and then  forcing her to climb the freaking San Francisco bridge. 

But it was all for the best!  Because "relationships are all about bridging trust!" And "bridging love". And "crossing the bridge of adventure". And "bridges". And "bridging one side with another". And "bridging together two different people".  And some other bridge metaphors. Which apparently means forcing your partner to do stuff they hate.  Like climbing tall bridges?  Umm?  Yeah.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Ugly Criers Unite!

Typically, Bachelor contestants can be divided into two main groups...1-Those who are blatantly looking to forward their acting/modeling/music career and 2-Those who are "here for love".

I think this season we can break down those two groups even farther with...1-Those who wear sparkly eyeshadow and 2-Those who also wear sparkly eye shadow.

Seriously!  What was up with the sparkly eye shadow? However, I guess I am a little out of the know since I let my subscription to Seventeen magazine lapse TEN YEARS AGO.

First up, the "one's Ben kept TOTALLY by his own choosing and NO the show had nothing to do with it! Why?" group...

Weird pretend lesbian #1

And weird pretend lesbian #2.

Of course this one is from the SLC.  I think this show has something against Utah which is why it continues to cast every crazy person that ever came out of our state.

Watching this girl attention-whore herself out like that?  Well of course I loved it.  And of course Ben kept her around because he loves unattractive, weird, pretend lesbian attention whores.  Who doesn't?!

The bizzo model. 

Listening to her speak makes me want to vom.  Yeah, we got it.  You're a model.  Thanks for pointing that out for us 15 times. Gross.

The blogger?

Uh, I've never heard of her blog.  And I take blog reading pretty seriously. 

This one is CAAArazay.

The manly personal trainer.

Every season needs one.

The single mom.

I take no issue with her.  Except for the skunk hair.

Not ok.

And the one who brought her grandma. 

Smart stunt.  I doubt she will be around long.

 And my top 3...


Kacie B. is my most favorite.  She basically seems like maybe the most adorable person that has ever been on this show.  My vote is for her based off of nothing.


 Now let's talk about how boring Ben is.  Is he attractive?  Interesting?  Engaging?  Funny?  Friendly?  Anything? Ben?  Hello?  Are you awake?  For reals, am I totally off base?  Are people out there just big Ben fans?  Are people standing outside The Bachelor offices holding huge signs that read, "WE WANT BEN!"?  If you say you are a Ben fan I probably won't believe you but I am open to hearing your argument.

Here is my argument.

Picture this...

You walk into a room.  In that room stands...

A young, unattractive version of Neil Diamond wearing a shimmery, purple shirt and...

Brad Womack

Uhhhh. 

So you are in a room.

Umm.  In a room?

Huh?

 With Brad.....

I'm sorry.  What? 

Was I talking?

Brad.

Huh?

Where am I?

Braaaaaaadddddddddd

Uhhh.......

Brad.

Ahem.

Do you get what I'm saying?  No?  

Anyways, this season looks dramatical.  It better be.  I get real bored real fast if it's not.  I want ugly crying, Mike Fleiss.  Make it happen. 


Ew.

Here we go again

The holidays are about family and love and giving and joy and togetherness and contemplation and serving others and rainbows and kittens. 

But also, the holidays are about eating crap, gaining 15 pounds, feeling bloated, fatigued and depressed at your lack of self control and dreading January 1 when you know you have to drag your lazy, fat butt out of bed to try to get back on track. 

Yay holidays.

Remember when we used to be Vegan?  Yeah, me too.  Do you capitalize Vegan in a sentence?  I'm not entirely sure.  I'm leaning towards no.  But I already started capitalizing it so I'm just going to keep at it.

Anyways, we used to be Vegan.  Then Thanksgiving happened.  And 45 parties in December happened.  And neighbor gifts made of sugar and chocolate appearing on our door step happened.  And New Years Eve happened. 

So now it's time to get back on track. 
I'm not starting Monday.  I still consider Monday a holiday.  When I have work off, it's a holiday dang it.  So we will be starting on Tuesday, January 3.  On Monday, January 2 we will be stuffing our faces at Red Iguana and then using up our gift card to Cold Stone.  We will then return home and throw out all of our delicious, sugary Christmas treats.  And as of Tuesday...it's cleanse time my friends.  We are going to cleanse the shee out of this piece!  ??  !!

For the next 2 weeks we will only be eating raw.  NO EXCEPTIONS.  I was wanting to do some sort of cleanse.  But I wasn't sure how/what/where/when.  Then lo and behold, one of my fav vegan foodie blogs said they would be doing a raw cleanse and I decided to hop on board.  That blog can be found here.  It's awesome.  You should check it out.

The plan:

Eat raw for 2 weeks
Exercise very lightly
Then back to vegan/vegetarian
Exercise 3-4 days a week and build up to 6 days a week
Get skinny
Throw out all my clothes
Buy an entire brand new wardrobe from J.Crew because none of my old clothes fit
Get pregnant
Realize that all of this was for nothing

The meal plan for the first 3 days (I am only shopping for 3-5 days at a time so as not to waste produce):

Tuesday
B: Green shake
L: Green salad with Omar's Raw Dressing
D: Raw Tacos
S: Raw crackers and veggies with cilantro parsley dipping sauce and blackberry orange smoothie

Wednesday
B: Green shake
L: Lemon, pom and pine nut salad
D: Salad with Tahini-Lemon Dressing
S: Raw Almond Butter on banana slices

Thursday
B: Green shake
L: Asparagus Cream Soup
D: Zucchini Pasta with Sweet Pepper Marinara
S: Pine Nut Cheese on tomatos

So there you have it blog world.  We are cleansing.  And I just told you all so I can't go back now.  But if any of you want to take pity on my soul I will gladly go to lunch or dinner with you to Omars Rawtopia at any time.  Call me!

Anyone want to cleanse along?  Let's do this!