Wednesday, May 7, 2008

The House Remodel A.K.A. The Longest Post Of My Life...

so, i am going to try to keep this simple. although, please keep in mind that i never keep anything simple. and it is about 99% for sure that this will be the longest post ever posted in the history of posting. feel free to skip right by or to just look at the pictures...because is there anyone on this earth that doesn't love a good before and after? i think no.
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back in october my dads aunt died leaving behind a sort of lovely, sort of modern, 1960s rambler that sat on a gorgeous street. even though we were perfectly happy in our home and loved our neighborhood, my parents decided that we would sell our home {the one my father built from
the ground up, the one that sat on half an acre of beautiful ground, the one with 15 foot ceilings and walk in closets} to undertake a remodel. {also known as never-ending-hell.}
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we sold our home about a million times faster than anticipated. so we threw all of our belongings into boxes, shoved them in a storage shed and moved into the ghetto {our grandparents empty winter home} while we finished the "1-month-remodel" which we would later come to be known as never-ending-hell.
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and here we are, 7 months later, and we are FINALLY starting to see the light at the end of the never-ending-hell tunnel.
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i wish i had done a better job of photo-documenting the whole ordeal. but, before my survival mechanism kicks in and erases the agony of remodeling from my memory i wanted to get it all down for posterity sake.
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so here it is! the house remodel!
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THE KITCHEN
before:

we removed the wall that divided the kitchen from the dining room:

this is the dining room. that wall was removed and the light fixture was taken out back and beaten to death:

during:

we converted the sliding doors into a window to allow for more counter space:

removing the second of three layers of moldy linoleum {seriously}:

after:
we are still waiting on the tile back splash, some hardware, the bar stools and the kitchen table. also, a computer screen will be hung from the brick oven that was converted into a built in desk.

THE HALL/ENTRY/ARCH WAY
before:

no light, engineered hard wood wrought iron and plastic railing...scary during: my dad built an arch to create the illusion of separation from the entry to the living roomafter:we added track lighting for the soon-to-be picture wall. there is a large piece of carpet to protect the hardwood from the movers, but this is all hardwood. i absolutely love the new stair railing. the wall color on the right is sauteed mushroom and on the left is deep red. LIVING ROOM

before:
nasty carpet and drapes, and absolutely no lights, but we saw major potential in the huge windows and the wall of vintage travertineduring:after:

UPSTAIRS HALL
before:
during:
after:
MASTER BEDROOM
before:
more yucky carpet and no lights or windows.during:
we tore out the walls between the three small bedrooms and the closets to create one large master closet and another large bedroom
we added two windows

after:
my parents haven't unpacked their bedspread yet and don't mind the move-in messthis picture does not do justice to the awesomeness of this closet. trust me. MASTER BATHROOM
before:the bathroom is not done yet. there will be a walk in shower and jacuzzi DANNYS BEDROOM
during:
not sure where my before pictures are of this but we made the two small bedrooms into one bedroom and a large walk in closet.after:MAIN BATHROOM
before:
during:
after:we don't have mirrors in yet. DOWNSTAIRS HALL
before:
the back half of the basement was unfinishedafter: DOWNSTAIRS KITCHEN
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during:
after:
DOWNSTAIRS LIVING ROOM
before:during:
this is my dad scraping the aspestics off the ceiling. and this is tyler wetting the celing with a hose so that it can be scraped off.
after:

TRENTS ROOM
before:after:EXTRA ROOM
before:
during:
after:
uh yeah, we sort of are still moving in
THE CREW

and in closing...don't remodel. ever. amen.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Whaa???

first of all...what the crap is this?! ...
some poster for a tween book-made-movie
or one of those sketchy, early 90's calvin klein cologne adds? gag.

second of all...some things may be better off left in novel format. this trailer made me cringe just a little {a lot.} you be the judge...

Twilight in HD

Guess What?

today is my birthday.
happy birthday to me.
im 25 and that feels very old.
blarg.
earlier today one of my coworkers said,
"25 was a rough year for me."
indeed.
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guess what else?
recently my little bloggie turned 1 year old.
happy birthday little bloggie.
more on that later.
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{photo by rev dan catt}

The Jazz Are In The Playoffs...Again...

remember when the jazz where in the playoffs last year?
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well they are again this year.
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things start off pretty calm. nothing to see here.

the calm lasts for about 17 seconds.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Spring In My Parents Yard:

Question...

birkenstocks make me happy. i like when i see people wearing them. last night at dinner i saw a girl wearing a pair and it reminded me of how much i love them. and it also made me sad because i just threw away my old ones. i really want some for my birthday {its on tuesday!}. but, question...are birkenstocks super coo or weirdo hippy?

Quote.

"many go fishing all their lives
without knowing that it is not fish
they are after."
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-h.d. thoreau
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{photo by Bēn .}

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Really Embarassing Guilty Pleasures That I Indulge In Way To Often...

-the bachelor {ugh. i know.}
-rascal flatts {country music. ugh. i know.}
-chuck-a-rama {don't judge.}
-deep blue sea {smart sharks that eat people!}
-the twilight series {no explanation needed.}
-showering as little as possible {hate it.}
-wearing full-on pajamas {with hair completely undone and no makeup on} in public, like to the grocery store/library/post office... {ghetto? i think yes.}
-and this song and music video {yeah, really embarassing. i know.}:

so there is my list. now lets not talk about this again!
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ok. i told you mine. now you tell me yours {if you dare disclose them on the internets}. it's only fair!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Cabin Favorites.

i've said it before and i'll say it again {and again and again and again...}, utah is so, so gorgeous. this is frozen jordanelle lake on the way up to heber, utah.
i love going up to claire and ryans cabin because it is a great excuse to take some photos.utah is stunning in the summer, winter and fall...but it really shines in the spring time, when just the slightest hint of life is peeking through the white snow.

mount timpanogus reminds me of the alps in switzerland.and here is us. just being pretty cool. {and cold.}

and the real reason why we all come up to the cabin: sheep butts.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Cabin Day!

i have big news!... its cabin day!i know! so awesome!
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miles and emily came.

so did claire and ryan. {because it is their cabin. they are very rich.}


meg and ty were there.


and ryan, anne and duck mouth baby were invited as well.


duck mouth baby is very cute. and b and i were there. {luckily for everyone else.} i made bacon wrapped jalapeno thingies {they were stuffed with cream cheese.} so yum. we have pioneer women to thank for these babies.emily brought some crazy good cheesy artichoke dip. and we made cafe rio pork salads.emily and megan love lettuce. its really weird.here we all are looking very cool. because we are. when we go up to the cabin we do a lot of sitting around.

which is pretty much my favorite thing to do.

uhhh... ? we also eat an enormous amount of food...which leaves us with an enormous amount of dishes.
ryan is always the fire poofer. he's really good at it.
and megan salutes the giant, dead elk head.

ryan and claire are the perfect couple because they love to look creepy in other peoples pictures. see:and see:those are my boots. i love them. {oh yeah...and i love b too.} {kidding!} {sheesh!}

and then we go home. emily hates that part.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Snow Falls From The Sky!

once upon a time {january} claire and i decided to brave the crowds and take the boys to the sundance film festival.
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we thought we would be fighting crowds, searching high and low for parking and waiting for who-knows-how-long to get some dinner after the restaurants had worked their way through the 'important people'. but...to our shock and surprise, we got an awesome parking spot {and free to boot!}, we got right in to dinner and had no problem getting tickets the documentary film we wanted to see.
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but, as is always the rule, if something seems to good to be true...it probably is.
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on our way into the theatre we walked past our car only to see red and blue flashing lights and a crowd starting to gather. a 30-foot-long and 1-foot thick sheet of ice had slid off the roof of a local restaurant and done this to our car...

we found both passenger windows had been destroyed when the ice shot through the glass and landed in the car. the interior of our little accord was filled with ice and glass and bark from the tree that had been broken in half.

the metal was stripped off the doors by the ice. The hood, fender, front and rear doors, the quarter panel, tail light, trunk, rear bumper and interior were all destroyed. {And the Porsche in front of us and the Subaru behind us did not fare so well either.}

lucky for us, the restaurant manager was so kind as to give us free drinks, call us cab and get us a tow. oh wait....except he didn't. here is what went down...

brandon: so our car is undriveable and we are stranded. do you think you could call us a tow?

restaurant manager: we aren't responsible.

claire: actually, you are responsible. you are responsible to clear the snow and ice from your roof. we could have been killed if we were in the car at the time.

rm: it is not our fault you parked there!

claire: listen...if you didn't ice your side walks and someone slipped and cracked their head open... you would be liable.

rm: WE ICE OUR SIDEWALKS!!

claire: yes, i'm sure you do. i am just trying to explain to you that this is the same kind of situation.

rm: listen...snow falls from the sky, what are we supposed to do about that?

claire: .....

rm: i can't control the snow.

claire: snow doesn't fall from the sky in 30-foot-long sheets of ice.

rm: ITS AN ACT OF GOD!

claire: ..... .....

rm: there is nothing i can do for you

claire: can you just check your insurance, just make a phone call at least. we are stranded.

rm: i don't have access to our insurance information

claire: umm...you don't have access to your insurance? seriously? are you serious?

rm: listen. im sure my insurance agent would not appreciate me doing you any favors and i know he would not want to be woken up in the middle of the night.

claire: its 9:00

rm: well the insurance company is closed

brandon: no...i work for an insurance company. trust me, they are not closed.

claire: can you just make the call

rm: there is nothing i can do for you and i don't want to speak to any of you anymore

this was followed by some more calm debate by claire and ryan and some serious screaming from the restaurant manager {all while the entire restaurant stared in disbelief.}

claire and ryan are amazing but we saw that we were not getting anywhere so we left, called our own tow truck, begged a ride off of family in salt lake who made the 40 minute drive at 10:30 at night, and froze our butts off in 20 degree weather. good times.

and that is the end of the story.

{although it was not the end of the ordeal for brandon, who had to deal with allied insurance, who, possibly, were even bigger idiots than the ridiculous manager at grub steak in park city, utah. steer clear folks. steer clear.}

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Terrariums

i have always wanted to make a terrarium. this incredible terrarium by paula hayes was what initially inspired me. {after making my own i realize how incredibly difficult something like this must be to create. trust me. wow.}

tonight, for some fun, we decided to make our. first we took a quick trip to target to pick up these containers: {in hind sight i wish we had bought a bigger size}

then we went to home depot to get potting soil, rocks, moss and plants. i wasn't incredibly impressed with their indoor plant selection. next time i will go to a florist or maybe even buy plants online.

first we filled the containers with the small rocks:

next sphagnum moss:


then potting soil:

then i added the plants. i had to do a lot of trimming to make them fit:

i stole a few rocks from the neighbors yard and voila...here is the finished product:




*just a tip...i would suggest not creating terrariums in your living room {trust me} but to each their own.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Just Because...